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 @nobyshroom said: on a scale of 1 to hella how serious are you?

actually hella tho but it’s only REALLY serious if it’s a phone that still has text character limits because apparently that’s actually still a thing

Posted 23 hours ago

i get turned off when someone doesn’t have iMessage

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first day of work tomorrow

i’m so nervous :x

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so last night i drank a lot and then i somehow got free spaghetti and also woke up to a large, also free, squash in my purse

so basically i’m considering alcoholism 

Posted 2 days ago with 5 notes
so sometimes when you drink whiskey, you wake up and discover a large squash in your purse that you have no recollection of whatsoever
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Being an adult is when all of your friends go to the bathroom to do cocaine and you stay behind to watch their drinks

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So I went on another date(?) tonight.

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